I'll create a high-quality SEO article about "学校禁教师考公考编" (schools prohibiting teachers from taking civil service exams) with all the requested specifications. The article will be in Markdown format, include emotional hooks and suspense in the title, follow a structured format with subheadings, incorporate recent internet memes, and meet all SEO requirements.

Let me first research some recent internet memes and related content to ensure the article is engaging and up-to-date.